Oranges

Do you know where oranges come from? Of course you do, Florida! HAHA! Just kidding oranges are grown from Orange Mills in North Dakota, where they are brutally tortured, mentally abused, and  constantly harassed. Orange Mills are basically mass producing  orange company's who want lots of money. The main Orange Mill is called Mr. Orange Inc. where they hold around 15 to 20 oranges in a 2x2 cage and aren't fed or given water for several weeks, that is until they make babies. Oranges are very similar to humans, they need water, and they are omnivores meaning they eat meat and other foods, however their mating process is different and most oranges are viscous cannibals. The oranges mating process  starts with one of the oranges splitting it's self in half and waiting for a human/mill employee to dump a pile of wax worms on top of them. Once this process has begun, the worms grow up and explode leaving a white skin around the weak insides, about 6 weeks later the orange yet again splits itself in half and produces a baby orange better known as a Tangerine. About 3-7 weeks later, the tangerine opens its eyes and learns survival instincts from it parents, like how to find food, how to defend itself from its one and only predator, the Predator shown in the movies Predator, Predator 2, and Predators, the last thing the orange needs to learn is that apples and bananas are ruthless orange killers .